Selfish things I am excited for after my baby is born
- Being able to walk up the stairs without having to take breaks
- Lack of hip pain while sleeping
- Sleeping on back or belly again
- Being able to paint my toenails and shave my legs
- COFFEE- REAL, ACTUAL, CAFFEINATED COFFEE
- Also, Diet Coke. (God, it’s been so long, lovah)
- Raw Sushi
- Driving a long distance by myself and without concern about going into labor
- Wearing my wedding rings on my fingers again
- Wearing actual shoes
- Wearing my old clothes and t-shirts
- Having “boring” missionary style sex
- Eating a full serving size of food
- Sipping on a glass of wine (read: accidentally drinking a whole bottle by myself)
- Eating without fear of heartburn
- Not having to lotion my entire torso every single night
I’m sure I’ll think of something else. But, this list is what I look forward to (SELFISHLY SO)
