Double-D: Amatuer Writer: Archive

Apr 1st

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Mar 26th

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Mar 24th

Mar 23rd

Dreams Make No Sense

I have this dream that I get when I’m really physically tired or drunk. In said dream, Detectives Goren and Eames from Law and Order: Criminal Intent are interviewing a treadmill and a gelatinous boneless version of my body, which is basically a juicy skin suit draped over an uncomfortable police interrogation room chair. On the metal table in front of them are pictures of a mutilated...

Mar 23rd

Mar 22nd

Bad Reputation- Joan Jett Bring it on Monday....

Mar 22nd

Mar 19th

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“My four-year-old daughter has a pretend hair-and-nail salon, and I was doing her...”

– Tina Fey, Esquire (via somuchsass) (via quote-book) FTW

Mar 19th

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Mar 19th

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Mar 18th

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Mar 18th

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Oh, SHUT UP, DANIELLE

So, you say that you want to write a novel, huh? Yes, I know that you have plenty of outlines and character description and plot brainstorming and endless amounts of research and continuing self-training, but do you really think that you can do this without seeming like a pretentious a-hole and a terrible writer? Oh come on, grrl, GET REAL.

Mar 16th

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I Know You Got A Man-Ludacris Ft. Flo Rida Can...

Mar 15th

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Mar 15th

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How Low- Ludacris Face down, Ass Up.

Mar 15th

Boys Don’t Cry- The Cure LAY OFF ME GUYS....

Mar 14th

Gangster’s Paradise-Coolio I just felt...

Mar 13th

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“I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed….and that he hoped I’d fail. I...”

– Lady Gaga (via mascarah)

Mar 12th

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I think I was into The Cure back in the womb. -- i...

Thanks. I’m sure if I knew who you were, I’d return the sentiment. I mean, come on. My mom was 18 when I popped out and it was the 80’s. The Cure’s LOVE SONG speaks to the inner workings of my soul. Ask me anything

Mar 12th

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Very Good Advice- Robert Smith *Note: I...

Mar 12th

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Mar 12th

Confession

Chat Routlette scares the crap outta me.

Mar 11th

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Your life is being turned into a biopic movie, who...

I’ve been thinking about this question for a while. A) The Stars- As long as Kristen Stewart or Miley Cyrus DO NOT play me, I’ll be pretty cool. I’m thinking Ellen Page, Kat Dennings (from Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist) or Mary-Louise Parker (From WEEDS). I still can’t think of who would play David, but I’m feeling someone British or Latin (although he is...

Mar 11th