But I can’t help that I love cheese!– Text to Mom at 1:09 pm EST
I can’t paint or play songs or draw or sing so I write crappy poems.– My Diary from 2004. Story of my life.
I was prescribed a low dose of Ambien to take for a few days to help me fall asleep. Usually, I’m so stressed out and anxious that I lay there, boiling mad at Hubz because he could fall asleep through anything. Last night, I think I took the Ambien a little too early, which was about 20 minutes before bed. I think I might have did or said some weird things to Hubz because he thought I was...
You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and...– Ryan Gosling on Blue Valentine’s NC-17 rating. In love. (via ibad) Newfound respect for Ryan Gosling. Seriously. (via malefeminist) I’ve always had a raging crush on Ryan Gosling. Now this? I’ve never had such a huge lady-boner for a celebrity. Oh my. (via thehumorlessfeminist) OH MY GOD I...
I’m sorry that I embarrass you.
This morning, on my way to work, I got to see an inspiring and rage inducing protest. On the left side of the road were 5 people holding “Thank God For Dead Soldiers” and “God Hates Fags” signs. I was immediately filled with so much fucking rage. I know too many men and women that have lost their lives while serving their country & my husband helps bury most active...
It was so sudden and weird and only one nostril.– Texts to my mom at 8am EST
OUR NEIGHBORS HAVE BED BUGS
We got a note on our door yesterday saying that they are coming on THURSDAY to treat us for bed bugs because one of our neighbors are infested with them. NOTE: We do NOT have bed bugs. I do have a very high, but rational fear of them. We have not had an official inspection for them but we do not have any symptoms and I often do my own inspections. The note that the apartment complex left on our...
chrryblossomgirl: Lua ~ Conor Oberst and Gillian...
I’ve been pretty sick the last couple of days. I’ve lost my voice. I’ve hacked up half my body weight in nasty green phlegm and have just been able to try semi-hard foods. (hmmm..”semi-hard”…nice one, Danielle.) The words on my novel aren’t really coming today. My brain is bogged down with antibiotics and my muscles are sore from all the coughing. I...
April couldn’t remember touching Alex except to paint her fingernails or high...– Quote from my lesbian encounter scene. Yup, this shit is golden.
I’d really appreciate it if you vacuumed before you go to the mall with...– -Me to Hubz Sometimes, I see myself becoming my mother right before my very eyes. Also, I hate being a wife sometimes. :/
“Type A individuals can be described as impatient, time-conscious, controlling, concerned about their status, highly competitive, ambitious, business-like, aggressive, having difficulty relaxing;…They are often high-achieving workaholics who multi-task, drive themselves with deadlines, and are unhappy about delays. Because of these characteristics, Type A individuals are often...
Go ahead, Make My Day
If someone could buy me a new 13-inch MacBook Air and a Big Mac (the high caloric sandwich), I’d be the happiest person in the world. Thanks in advance.
Old School Celebrity Crushes
Michael J Fox (Back to the Future Era) Jonathan Taylor Thomas (JTT) Scott Bakula (I was really into Quantum Leap…leave me alone.) Scott Baio (Joanie loves Chachi era) That’s enough self humiliation for now.
Hit 2139 words today. I guess that it could have been worse? But, it seemed pretty easy to me. Hope it stays this easy.