"Snap out of it, C*nt!"
I have the best friend, @marcusbkaye. When I’m feeling self-indulgent and mopey, he knows that I need a good solid slap in the face and to be called the c-word. This is advice that I would give myself if I could see it, but I’m glad that I have someone that will text message me in the middle of the day from 3,000 miles away to remind me to wo-man up and get my act together. ...
Oh, Keanu. You don't belong here.
Keanu Reeves is a reoccurring figure in some of my dreams. He isn’t in all of them, but I can remember dreaming about him from puberty and forward. I dream pretty vividly and almost always remember them. In some cases, this could be unfortunate. Last nights dream included Keanu Reeves attempting to convince me to leave my husband for him. He bought me a bowling alley. I don’t know...
My Poem, "Not Yet" →
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Hint: Addictions and Craziness.
Danielle, you need to get your shit together!– A note I wrote to myself last night which I don’t remember doing
I LOVE CHEESE
yowhatsthehaps: I LOVE IT SO HARD
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Gotta take this advice
I struggle with my laziness. Should I sit down and do nothing or should I lie...– Jim Gaffigan (via likewealwaysdo)
So, I’ve decided to participate in this year’s National Novel Writing Month. It’s a crazy venture to write 50,000 words in the month of November. While I’ve never attempted to write something of novel length, I’m excited about the possibility to get all the words out of head and onto the page. It also helps to help me stop myself from self-editing (whoa,...
Things will get easier—people’s minds will change, and you should be alive to...– Ellen Degeneres (via avocadosalad)
Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is...– Edgar Allan Poe (via babyywolf)