To Catch a Predator
I fuckin love this show! I love Chris Hansen. I love that there is a marathon on today and finally….. I love that when they are dramatizing the online chats, they make the voice actors actually chuckle when the pervert types, “lol.” I’m a little excited.
Diamond, my cat, is probably dying. She’s 16 years old and has been with me for those last years. She’s sassy, and definitely HBIC, at least, for a cat. But, her legs are giving out, she has “selective” hearing and is losing weight, just like a dying human. I am sad, almost indescribly so. Btw, she’s named after “Aladdin.” ya know, ‘Diamond in the...
A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves...– Marilyn Monroe (via littlemiss)
I’ve been doing a lot of abstract painting lately. Extremely abstract. No brush,...– Steven Wright (via lickystickypickyme) (via quote-book) I’ve been doing this a lot. Like abstract writing. It’s my excuse to never get anything done.
(325) Sup?– New website idea: Texts From Girls Trying To Get Banged No? It’s a baked idea. (via lieslieslies) Wait, is this how chicks aren’t supposed to get banged? I’d much rather throw out “Sup? I’m lonely and horny and you’re one of those people I know who will be up and...
How we need that security! How we need another soul to cling to, another body to...– Sylvia Plath (via creampuff) (via letsjustbefriends) (via poignant) (via quote-book)
In my Cyberpunk class last semester, we watched Blade Runner and The Matrix, but the movie we talked about most was Terminator 2. I wonder why we couldn’t let go of this fanscination with this movie when our professor only saw it once. I think I have narrowed it down. There are two reasons: 1) the opening sequence of the atomic bomb in the playground completely and utterly changed my...
I just saw some guy walking a mini-horse on a leash in the middle of the street. ‘ Only in Norco.
I’m really trying to convince David that we need to get a second wife. She needs to be infertile, so I still have some purpose, and she needs to bake, cook and clean all day so I can go to school and work. Basically, a free maid. He isn’t going for it but I’ll take a man as a second wife, but I’ll always be the shit since I was first and obviously, I’ll have the...
An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband– Booth Tarkington (via quote-book)
I eat words. They taste like children.
If it’s not providing for your family, helping you protect your family, or...– My new motto….
If there was a Zombie outbreak...
David and I would meet up in Amarillo, TX. We have to have a game plan cause I’m in CA and he’s in DC.
Google Image Search: Oral Thrush. I dare you.
Don’t ever say this to me: ‘Are you O.K.?’ It’s like yeah, motherfucker, I’m...– Lindsay Lohan (via annarexia)
With my sister’s sweet sixteen coming up this weekend, I’ve been thinking about my own. 8 guys came over to have pizza, play pool and wrestle in my rented Jumper. In the end, there were a few injuries and laughs and me and the guys had this uber sweet spoon train in the jumper. It was not sexual but it was very comforting. All in all, I was a pimp at 16.
Who needs sisters?
dropdeadally: well when they look like this, who doesn’t want them? welcome to california double-d! She’s on Tumblr. My little sister loves me.
Biggie VS. Tupac
From Texts from Last Night: (607): I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie Living in DC and then visiting CA, I’m having a big Biggie versus Tupac debate on my Ipod. I love Biggie’s rhymes and his deep voice just rocks my world, but Tupac got the slang and my hood down. Who’s it gonna be? In the end, they’re both dead.
(925): I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it....– Texts from last night yeah, Mike, understand.
Now, this might be weird or confusing. Here goes: The man I refer to as my father and “dad” adopted me. My biological father, whom I resemble quite well, left my teenage mother and me when I was an infant. He still lives in Southern California, has a few other kids, but I’ve never met him. I know some of my biological family including aunts, uncles, cousins and grandparents...
zombie tools →
fucknozombies: zombiefication: Zombie Tools provides weapons, namely awesome blades, to help you prepare for the coming apocalypse. They currently have three models available: the Two-Handed Apocalax, Urban Bone Machete, Mark II, and the Two-Faced Bitch. They run $375, $250, and $350, respectively. As an added bonus, they also sell novelty t-shirts. Because, lets face it, you can forget...
Things I like more about SoCal than DC:
1. Nobody follows that stupid East Coast escalator rule. 2. I don’t feel like wearing flip flops is dirty. 3. Del Taco, Jack in the Box, In N Out, Carl’s Jr., and the countless great Mexican food places. 4. My dog Molly, who is adorable and loves my unconditionally. 5. My cat Diamond, who at 16 years old is about to die, but also loves me unconditionally. 6. Friends and Fam. 7. I...