Stupid AU kids
I had to survive through a 20 minute whine session in my Chemistry class about the kids who want to change the exam date because it falls on Good Friday. Come on 8 Catholic kids, I really don’t give a hoot that Mommy and Daddy shelled out a train ticket for you to go home to your Cape Cod Middle Class house for Good Friday. Even as a Catholic, I will still be going to class and work because...
So far…Hasn’t turned out to be the way I thought it would be. I definitely didn’t think I’d be working as much as I am. I didn’t think I’d be this tired. I certainly didn’t think that I would be needing naps at 20, even though I went to bed last night at 11. Come on, people. Is this how life’s supposed to be?
Your money’s gone.
It's like Niagara Falls but with blood
there’s never anything good in here– Ann Coulter’s frigid snatch joke on Family Guy. Amazing.
The Male Frontal Nudity to Tits Ratio
In Watchmen, it’s entirely in favor of the peen. There should really more movies with male frontal.
The Dan Band-Total Eclipse of the Heart ...
Today, I learned how to shrink wrap
Awesome. Now, I can start my career.
Being a grownup
Really sucks. I hate how much food costs. Apparently, I’m not going to see Watchmen anytime soon.
Don't cut in front
Crazy Smelly Homeless Guy: Hey, you can't cut the line. The pilgrims were here first, ya know?
Me(quietly, to the air around me): Really? I thought the Native Americans were.
Crazy Smelly Homeless Guy(after conferring with the voices in his head): Okay, Okay, the injuns were here first but you can't cut in line!
Alkaline Trio-“Every Thug Needs a...