Have you Ever Loved Somebody
My girl, Brandy
Have you Ever Loved Somebody
My girl, Brandy
It makes me feel 15 again to quote a Bright Eyes Song.
But me I’m not a gamble, you can count on me to split
The love I sell you in the evening by the morning won’t exist

That’s right. I want my girlie flavored rum to be served in child-sized containers.
EDIT: Check out the class mofo pinky finger I’m rocking.
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SO EXCITED!?!!?!
( via amateur blogger)
I’m pretty happy to think that David still thinks that the sun shines out my ass.
After (almost) 5 years, THAT gives me hope.
O.P.P.—Naughty By Nature
As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted
The first two letters are the same but the last is something
different
It’s the longest, loveliest, lean— I call it the leanest
It’s another five letter word rhymin’ with cleanest and meanest
I won’t get into that, I’ll do it…ah…sorta properly
I say the last P…hmmm…stands for property
Now lady here comes a kiss, blow a kiss back to me, now tell me
exactly
I’m really really really sorry about last night, guys.
I didn’t think it would end with my face down on the made bed fully clothed whispering to my cat.
I didn’t think I’d be swinging around in my office chair, tumblring, and singing every word to Usher’s “Let it Burn” at the top of my lungs.
I didn’t think I would cry about being afraid about balloons.
All these was unforeseeable. Please forgive me.